Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

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