- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What is older than history?

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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