- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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