- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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