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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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