- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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