- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

I dont have a girlfriend

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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