What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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