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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

lol

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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