- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

I'm so punny.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Your face

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

A seal walks into a club.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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