- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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