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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do black people eat? Food.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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