Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

knock knock There's no door

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...