- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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