Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What is green and slow Grass.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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purple pickles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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