Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

LO AND BEHOLD!

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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