- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Where's my tractor?

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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