- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Kameron Brown is gay.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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