- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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