Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Sex vagina. lol.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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