- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

I dont have a girlfriend

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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