Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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