- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

How old are you? 7

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

And you honored it I see :P

say it ten times fast: oh

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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