- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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