What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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