What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Your mom is so old she died

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