- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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