- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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