- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom The End.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

non poop

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why so serious ?

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Homosexualism is so gay man

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

nickel back

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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