- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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