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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

what do you call a black guy african american

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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