- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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