What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

thomas!!!!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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