- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Amanda Knox walks home free.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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