Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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