Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

whats the stage after cancer? you die

thumb_up thumb_down +6

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Click here to end the world.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

You had better thumbs up this post.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops