- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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