- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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