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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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