- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

I once did something.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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