Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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no

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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