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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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