hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Thats what she said

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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