- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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