- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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