- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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