- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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