- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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