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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Horse.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What did the old man say? Im old

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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