What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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black people

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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BIG PENIS

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Vaginal secretions

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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