Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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