Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Where's my baby??

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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