- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Massie is a fatass

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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