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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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