- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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