james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

poop.

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