- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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