- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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