Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

it's funny because it's funny

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A paralysed man falls over.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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