- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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