Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

diarrhea.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

The Qur'an

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

learn. advance!

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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