- Anti Joke

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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