Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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cory

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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I'm rick james bitch

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im telling maguire

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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people magazine

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Racial Equality

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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