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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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