- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

What is black and has no education A tire.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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