Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Pickles are moist.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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I just drank a cola.

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Suck pussy

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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