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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

hola said the chinese man

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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