- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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