The word "Walter" is never funny.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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CFL

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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