What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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hi joshua

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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okay so theres this guy.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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