I was watching Fox news.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Try it Yourself »

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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ur an fagit

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Anti Joke

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