Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

I hate blackniggers

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

how much fish could a chicken

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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