So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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