What do u call a cripple Biv

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Anti Joke

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