What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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