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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

My mom

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

PENIS lol

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

dallen loves penis

People with cancer.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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