Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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whats black and large -me

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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