A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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