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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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