- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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