Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Black People

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SUCK MY NUTS

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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willam dafoe

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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