- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What does water smell like? water.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Immigration Laws

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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