- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Im cute hehehee

SUCK MY NUTS

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Black People

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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