what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Your text.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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