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FUCK YOU

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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My mom

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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PENIS lol

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Bob Saget

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People with cancer.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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dallen loves penis

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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