Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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