you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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