- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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