Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

I hate blackniggers

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

how much fish could a chicken

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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