so...um, yeah

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

I like Pi. It can make circles.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Dwight Howard

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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