- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A dog was barking at a tree

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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