- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Black people

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

What did the man say to his doctor?

the power to turn magnetism into light

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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