how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

lets bomb africa

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

I love you

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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