- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Knock knock.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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