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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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