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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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