Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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How about that airline food?

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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