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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Who's on first? Garvey.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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