- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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