A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

I am dyslexic

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why did the house burn down? Obama

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Error 37.

Bark I'm a tree

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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