- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Religion.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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