A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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