Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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