ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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