If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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9/11.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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