- Anti Joke

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Barack Obama

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.