Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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minorities.....

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Anti Joke

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